Originally Posted: 2004-05-12 2:59pm
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FREE case of spray-on hairspray cogulate canisters
im dave. im bald. ive a receedin hairline that been headin north like swallows in the summer, for the best of 5 yrs now. i tried various hats and stuff but its not really worked for me. i cant cover my beaming shiny crown.
i turned to this black spray-on coagulate to give me the appearance of a chap with a free-flowin afro. it worked, but i realised that it was personality and putrid looks that hindered me. girls were repulsed by me, so i tried the gay thing....it didnt work either, still couldnt get any.
so ive given up.....anyone who wants this stuff...contact me