Are you ready to have the greatest free gift of all time? It’s not a new car, or a diamond, or a deed to a house...

What could it be...

...

Well... IF YOU INSIST!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s...

A BAG OF MISCELLANEOUS FOOD!!!!

WAIT! DON’T START RESPONDING YET. I know you’re excited, I know your thinking... HOW COULD ANYONE POSSIBLY GIVE SUCH A GIFT!?!?! Just hear me out for a second, I want you to know the true greatness of this deal.

But why listen to me?? The food SPEAKS FOR ITSELF! Just look at what this crrrrrrrrazy food bag has to offer...

1 Box of Chicken and Garlic Rice A Roni
1 Box of Chicken Rice a Roni
1 Can of 100% Parmesan Cheese (Year Old)
1 Dented can of Cheese Flavored Ravioli
2 Cans of Pork and Beans (Campbell’s)
2 Cans of Walmart Brand Fruit Cocktail
2 Cans of Pear halves
2 Cans of Chunk Turkey in Water
2 Cans of Chunk Chicken in water
1 Can of Dark Red Kidney Beans
1 Can of Vienna Sausages
I Can of Potter Meat Food Product

(Food comes with a limited edition Blue Walmart bag)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sounds good Doesn't it. Too GOOD! The feasting possibilities are ENDLESS

Now I believe I made you a promise. Hmmm what was it for... I JUST CAN’T REMEMBER...

Was it for...

A FREE RECIPE!!!!

The following recipe is not only my personal favorite but soon to be THE BEST IN BOSTON!

Potted Meat Food Product Surpise

Ingredients-

1 Box of Chicken and Garlic Rice A Roni
1 Box of Chicken Rice a Roni
1 Can of Year Old 100% Parmesan Cheese
1 Dented can of Cheese Flavored Ravioli
2 Cans of Campbells Pork and Beans
2 Cans of Walmart Brand Fruit Cocktail
2 Cans of Pear halves
2 Cans of Chunk Turkey in Water
2 Cans of Chunk Chicken in water
1 Can of Dark Red Kidney Beans
1 Can of Vienna Sausages
1 Can of Potted Meat Food Product

Instructions

-Preheat Oven to 350 degrees
-Taking Potted Meat Food Product Spread 1/2 can evenly over large Cookie Sheet
-Pour in separate bowl "Sweet Surprise Filling" of 2 cans of pear halves, 2 cans -of fruit cocktail, 1 can of dented cheese ravioli, 1 can of dark red kidney beans. Blend on Medium in Blender.
-Using 2 cans of Turkey in Water, Create a wall around the outer edge of the Potted Meat Food Product Spread
-Pour "Sweet Surprise Filling" into center of Meat Food Product Spread.
-Use Remaining Potted Meat Food Product Spread to cover Sweet Surprise filling.
-Place in oven for twenty minutes
-Create "Sinful Frosting" by blending 2 cans of chicken in water, one can of pork and beans on high.
-When Potted Meat Product Cake is finished cooking allow it to cool for 5-10 minutes then spread evenly "Sinful frosting" over the top.
-Sprinkle with Uncooked 1 Box of Chicken and Garlic Rice a Roni, 1 Box Chicken Rice a Roni, one can of 100% Year old Paramesan cheese, and Vienna sausage.
-Eat Remaining Can of Pork and Beans Seperately
-Cut and Serve (Serves 5-10 guests)

Great Food!!! Excellent FREE Recipe! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! ACT NOW!!!

You pick up.