Originally Posted: 2003-06-09 17:46 (no longer live)
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Capricious realtoress making off with my heart (plus 1st, last, sec)

We had a whirlwind affair didn't we? You can't tell me it wasn't fate that brought us together. There I was, looking for a spacious 3BR with heat and hot water, front and back porch, and parking included. And you, having just posted such an ad on Craig's List like you knew my real estate tastes by heart, answering my email within a few minutes. Soon we had an appointment, and as I walked up to your office I was stunned. So often have I dealt with the slimy, the sleazy, the superfluous slick-haired sheisters who try to sell me rotten apartments for inflated prices. But not you. There you stood before me in a summer skirt, cute blouse, and hot high heels. You were refreshing like the summer zephyrs, the freckles on your face making that smile seem even more brilliant. You showed us one apartment and we took it. You jovially asked if you could come to our housewarming party. Were you just being nice, were you just closing the deal? No fair maiden of realty, I believe you and I had a connection, more than just you cashing my check. I want you to know that you have all the utilities I crave, and if we were to go out for drinks the heat would definitely be included. How about it? Wanna be my first, my last, and especially my security?



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