dear person,

on Saturday night, as my black 1995 nissan altima (with the Maine plates and bumper sticker on the back) sat defenseless, parked on the street, you deemed it nessecary to enter my car without a key.

I would like to thank you for a few things.

thank you for smashing my rear window. It needed cleaning anyway, and it is easier to spend the $136.00 to have it replaced than to wash it off.

I also want to thank you for getting shards of glass all over the inside of my car, as I also neded to vaccum the car out.

I also want to thank you for stealing the money from my ashtray, I couldn't decide if I needed that $30.00 for tolls or gas anyhow.

I also want to thank you for throwing everything around on the inside of my car, I obviously needed to pick it up, and you gave me the motivation to do so.

While I am at it, thanks for stealing my girlfriends cell phone as well. She needed the extra aggrivation.

You also saved me some money, seeing how I was not about to leave my car anywhere else in Boston with a broken window, so I didn't go out dancing, or to any bars.

If anyone sees my car parked in Boston, feel free to approach it and give it a loving pat on the hood. It was violated, and needs to feel that there are still nice people in the world.

Lastly, to the person who violated my car, keep this in mind. Karma will catch up to you. It always does.