Originally Posted: 2007-04-19 3:21pm
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To the guy who had sex last night in front of my house
You are not supposed to park where you do Ė at any time of the day. I consider myself a reasonably nice person that is why you havenít been ticketed, towed, etc. However, today I draw the line. You have been parking your ugly car in front of my house every Monday through Thursday since January fairly regularly. You are blocking my view of the street.
Perhaps you have merely overlooked the rather larger sign stating the rules for parking in this area whilst concentrating on maneuvering your car perfectly into position; and if that is the case, please, allow me to clarify: There is NO Parking (here) at any time except with an area 14 residential permit. This is a college town and parking is a nightmare, I know. However I presume that your reading skills are not what is at fault here. You think you are being really clever (by avoiding having to purchase a school permit or ride the bus).You know that APD has more important things to do then worry about petty parking crimes and you probably assumed that no one would care. This is WRONG. You are allowed to park permit-free further up the street should you feel the need, but this is a more residential area where ďrealĒ people live with their children and would rather you didnít park wherever and drive around at all hours of the day . . . which leads me to my next point.
DO NOT boff some girl in said car in front of my house, parked illegally on my street, under a freakin street lamp. This is college town, did you think no one would see? I mean seriously dude. If you were that horny, perhaps you should have moved to the backseat Ė that would have prevented repeated honking of the horn. I would have never even known what was going on if my walls werenít so thin and the honking so regular (my god who goes on like that for well over an hour on a well lit street in front of a strangerís house?).
I donít really care if you have to have sex in your car because you still live at home with mom and dad, I just want to enjoy a peaceful honk-free evening in the serenity of my own home. I do hope you understand this.
If this car (and surrounding area) look familiar to you (see pic.) . . . please, please, please park somewhere . . . anywhere else.
P.S. You look like youíre 12 years old.
Oh yeah and Thank You. I donít think I will ever be able to own a Toyota. As far as I could tell from the violent rocking of your car, they seem poorly constructed and well quite frankly, now they remind me of you.
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