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Originally Posted: 2012-01-13 7:21pm

Lifetime supply of hot sauce

I have many, many boxes of hot sauce to trade for something equally awesome.

You will probably need a vehicle to move these boxes. I'm guessing it's about 200 lbs of sauce; easily enough to crush a man. That's a lot of sauce. Sorry hipsters, but one of those messenger bags is not going to cut it.

So yeah, ask your friend if you can borrow his car in exchange for hot sauce, or get several bicyclists with trailers and promise to feed them (sauce) if they'll help move it.

Did I mention that there's a lot of it? Probably enough to fill your bathtub, just in case you wanted to take a bath in hot sauce.

This sauce es muy rico y piquante. I know. I tried some. Tired of those bland protein shakes? Kick it up a notch! For the rest of your life!

Things that I am looking to trade for:

-a sailboat
-weapons (real or fake)
-a nice girlfriend (for my friend Jesse. I already have one, thanks!)
-free tacos from your taco stand
-Sorry, no red paperclips. I already have too many of those.
Make me an offer! I'm open to just about anything awesome!

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