Austin Rants & Raves In a Nutshell
Person 2: I have a serious response to your question/problem/rant/rave.
Persons 3-15: I have some stupid one-liner, which includes the words "fucktard" "asshat" and/or "cumdumpster," that will razz person one and/or person two because I'm bored and have nothing better to do.
Persons 16-27: I have some stupid one-liner, which includes the words "fucktard" "asshat" and/or "cumdumpster," plus an overused photo of balls/cum/guns/fat naked chicks to really razz person one, person two, and also persons 3-15, because I'm bored and have nothing better to do.
Persons 28-46: Hey persons 16-27, you stole my photos. Don't be a thief. And by the way, here is a new pic of a tranny with Charlie's head to make you think twice about stealing my photos in the future.
Persons 47-68: I think persons 3-46 are idiots and this board is pathetic.
Person 69: I think persons 3-68 are all Lord Chaos, and he's ruining this once fabulous board.
Person 70: Reality check, this board was never "fabulous." Fag.
Person 71: The real Lord Chaos here, bow before me.
Person 72: ROT here, sorry I haven't posted in a few hours, but aliens were probing my ass.
Persons 73-75: I often read this board, but I never post, however today's board is so lame that I have to post about it, thus proving that I'm better than all who came before me.
Person 76: I like to suck cock.
Person 77: Corpus?
Person 78-93: Corpus is a whore. All women are whores. So why haven't I been laid since that Kingdom Come show in '89.
Person 94: All women are not whores. I am a woman and I own a house on land and I am not a whore.
Person 95: No, you're just an ugly bitch. Bitch.
Person 96: I have an embarrassing photo of person 71. Want to see?
Person 97: I challenge person 71 to a duel at dawn at Deep Eddy, where no one (including myself) will show up.
Person 98-99: Where is Deep Eddy?
Person 100: Hiram has prepared a meal.