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Originally Posted: 2006-03-09 1:07pm

Austin Rants & Raves In a Nutshell

Person 1: I have a serious question/problem/rant/rave.

Person 2: I have a serious response to your question/problem/rant/rave.

Persons 3-15: I have some stupid one-liner, which includes the words "fucktard" "asshat" and/or "cumdumpster," that will razz person one and/or person two because I'm bored and have nothing better to do.

Persons 16-27: I have some stupid one-liner, which includes the words "fucktard" "asshat" and/or "cumdumpster," plus an overused photo of balls/cum/guns/fat naked chicks to really razz person one, person two, and also persons 3-15, because I'm bored and have nothing better to do.

Persons 28-46: Hey persons 16-27, you stole my photos. Don't be a thief. And by the way, here is a new pic of a tranny with Charlie's head to make you think twice about stealing my photos in the future.

Persons 47-68: I think persons 3-46 are idiots and this board is pathetic.

Person 69: I think persons 3-68 are all Lord Chaos, and he's ruining this once fabulous board.

Person 70: Reality check, this board was never "fabulous." Fag.

Person 71: The real Lord Chaos here, bow before me.

Person 72: ROT here, sorry I haven't posted in a few hours, but aliens were probing my ass.

Persons 73-75: I often read this board, but I never post, however today's board is so lame that I have to post about it, thus proving that I'm better than all who came before me.

Person 76: I like to suck cock.

Person 77: Corpus?

Person 78-93: Corpus is a whore. All women are whores. So why haven't I been laid since that Kingdom Come show in '89.

Person 94: All women are not whores. I am a woman and I own a house on land and I am not a whore.

Person 95: No, you're just an ugly bitch. Bitch.

Person 96: I have an embarrassing photo of person 71. Want to see?

Person 97: I challenge person 71 to a duel at dawn at Deep Eddy, where no one (including myself) will show up.

Person 98-99: Where is Deep Eddy?

Person 100: Hiram has prepared a meal.

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