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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

05 Apr 2005 - nyc - Re: Rules for Badly Behaved Guests

04 Apr 2005 - lax - Dear Outer Space Inhabitant

03 Apr 2005 - sfo - Why Geeks and Nerds Are Worth It...

02 Apr 2005 - atl - To the woman in my life

01 Apr 2005 - sfo - How to get into an Abusive relationship

01 Apr 2005 - chi - Stop telling people to vote your post "best of"

31 Mar 2005 - bos - Ninja seeks others

31 Mar 2005 - pdx - Let's Get Rid of the Soft-Core Porno Pics

31 Mar 2005 - nyc - RAVE: The biggest bar lie I ever told, was told last night

31 Mar 2005 - wdc - To the mystery pooper who defiled the handicrapper stall- why?

31 Mar 2005 - wdc - I am a champion!

30 Mar 2005 - sea - rave: please take care of him

30 Mar 2005 - chi - No, I will not have coffee with you.

30 Mar 2005 - pdx - Sugar Daddy translator

30 Mar 2005 - den - re:Roommates

29 Mar 2005 - lax - Songs I want to kick my ass for liking...

29 Mar 2005 - sea - I'll Marry the First Schmuck to Respond

29 Mar 2005 - sdo - I know ye all to well – Grunting Man in Gym

29 Mar 2005 - sfo - Masturbator vs. The Alarm Clock

28 Mar 2005 - chi - children for sale

28 Mar 2005 - aus - To The Nudist Who Keeps Calling About My Room

28 Mar 2005 - sfo - A social worker finally snaps

28 Mar 2005 - sfo - FREE CRAPPER!!!!

27 Mar 2005 - nyc - I ONLY had to take a leak. You didn't need to scar me emotionally.

27 Mar 2005 - chi - Ten Things I Learned From Republicans This Week

27 Mar 2005 - wdc - M4CCE: Man seeking Cadbury Creme Eggs

26 Mar 2005 - wdc - I want to hate f*ck a Bush lovin, red flag bearin Republican

25 Mar 2005 - sfo - To the guy I caught masturbating in his car in the parking garage... - w4m

25 Mar 2005 - aus - I love you

24 Mar 2005 - sfo - The "Mr. Right Now" of Bookcases

24 Mar 2005 - chi - to the girl at work who unbuttons her pants

24 Mar 2005 - nyc - An anthopological explanation for all the dick pics in CE

24 Mar 2005 - sfo - my white whale - the office mystery shitter!

24 Mar 2005 - sdo - Damn You San Diego

24 Mar 2005 - aus - pooping at work

24 Mar 2005 - sfo - FOR SALE/BARTER: My body in Persistent Vegetative State...

23 Mar 2005 - nyc - Wedding Cake

23 Mar 2005 - chi - Rush Hour Traffic - definitions and how to for beginners

23 Mar 2005 - nyc - To the Lady that Prays into My Voice Mail

23 Mar 2005 - bos - Dating Sucks. My suggestions to fuck with first dates.

23 Mar 2005 - chi - A message to the guy taking a leak in the urinal next to me

23 Mar 2005 - nyc - Shitty pan

23 Mar 2005 - sfo - To the guy who sent me the picture of his penis

22 Mar 2005 - pdx - ATTENTION REBEL SPIES

22 Mar 2005 - nyc - I had a humbling moment at Home Depot....

22 Mar 2005 - wdc - I'm starting a gang. If you'd like to join, and live in my area, email

22 Mar 2005 - phi - Free concert...bring a blanket!

22 Mar 2005 - nyc - Rant: My Morning...

22 Mar 2005 - sfo - Men, do you wanna get back at your ex?

21 Mar 2005 - van - Fuck you Commercial Drive

21 Mar 2005 - sea - Hate the media? Fuck me! - w4m

21 Mar 2005 - sfo - Flute Lady, Do you ever think of me?

21 Mar 2005 - chi - I walked into a Starbucks just so I could have a Missed Connection - m4w

21 Mar 2005 - wdc - Reply to My job and your job - 35

21 Mar 2005 - sfo - Half-used bag of Real Grated Cheese, for sale or trade?

21 Mar 2005 - sea - Mean Bird

21 Mar 2005 - chi - vote this best-of and she'll take me back!

21 Mar 2005 - lax - Fuck you LA, and the BMW you rode in on…

21 Mar 2005 - sfo - Costco, Pimp Sticks, Tempura Shrimp, and the Saggy Pantyhose of Delay

21 Mar 2005 - pdx - I bet you want your shit back

20 Mar 2005 - wdc - PSA for the ladies and funny (but painful) sex story

20 Mar 2005 - min - breakdancing

19 Mar 2005 - nyc - Is your mother Joan Crawford?

19 Mar 2005 - sfo - You know you’re addicted to craigslist when...

18 Mar 2005 - nyc - Dead mouse

18 Mar 2005 - sfo - Cubicle Monkeys Say the Darndest Things

18 Mar 2005 - bos - I was the worst girlfriend EVER...

18 Mar 2005 - sdo - My personality for your looks

18 Mar 2005 - sfo - ADD ADHD Group Forming

18 Mar 2005 - phi - South Philly Hilarity

18 Mar 2005 - nyc - My Boyfriend Thinks You're Hot, So You Must Die

17 Mar 2005 - nyc - Dear High School - take me off your alumni list

17 Mar 2005 - bos - To the guy I only see when I am late for work.

17 Mar 2005 - sfo - God, I HATE shopping at Costco

17 Mar 2005 - sfo - I can't receive oral sex on Tuesdays.

17 Mar 2005 - nyc - An Open Letter To The Makers Of Meow Mix

17 Mar 2005 - nyc - Because Men are Such Visual Creatures

16 Mar 2005 - sfo - free Chronicles of Riddick DVD

16 Mar 2005 - sfo - Knife Throwing - w4m

16 Mar 2005 - sfo - FGWBUSH

16 Mar 2005 - pdx - To My Redneck Neighbor: Please Neuter Your Cat Or I Will

15 Mar 2005 - sfo - Anal? You want anal? Well, have you heard of........

15 Mar 2005 - nyc - **Ten New Rules For House Guests**

15 Mar 2005 - nyc - Etiquette Guide for Casual Sex

14 Mar 2005 - nyc - And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, the Craigslist 12 O'Clock News

14 Mar 2005 - bos - I like you. You'll be Married within the Year.

13 Mar 2005 - sac - A Year Already.

11 Mar 2005 - sfo - Captain, we've lost a toilet!!!

11 Mar 2005 - aus - So I fell in love with a drummer...

11 Mar 2005 - nyc - Seriously? You are getting married? I hadn't heard

11 Mar 2005 - wdc - I am stronger than most of you weak girls who cry

10 Mar 2005 - nyc - hedge fund trader seeks strap on mistress - m4w

10 Mar 2005 - nyc - To the guy who broke into my car last weekend - Thank you

10 Mar 2005 - chi - Jesus wants you to fuck me

10 Mar 2005 - nyc - To the guy at the Oatmeal Bar at Au Bon Pain

09 Mar 2005 - wdc - the CL RnR people I've come to know and love

09 Mar 2005 - sfo - How to find a threesome (was: question from a bi girl)

09 Mar 2005 - chi - I love you, CTA

09 Mar 2005 - nyc - I got some big boobs!!!!!

09 Mar 2005 - nyc - Re: Who's this SLIG guy?

09 Mar 2005 - nyc - Things Republicans Believe

08 Mar 2005 - sfo - How to win an arguement on CL

08 Mar 2005 - wdc - Listen up, Craigslisters: you're all fucking retarded, but it's ok

07 Mar 2005 - sdo - Do the world a favor. Close your fricking blinds.

07 Mar 2005 - chi - Rant: My Chicago Apartment Search...a Haiku Cycle

06 Mar 2005 - bos - messages romance romance romance!!!

06 Mar 2005 - pdx - Free Possessed Playschool Talking Barbeque-Sorry it is gone

06 Mar 2005 - wdc - My job and your job

06 Mar 2005 - sfo - Sweetest Dog Ever

05 Mar 2005 - sfo - What Happened When I got a PUPPY off Craig's List!!

05 Mar 2005 - nyc - it's time i learned your name chinese laundry man

04 Mar 2005 - sfo - So You Wanna Be My One-Night Stand... (some helpful advice)

04 Mar 2005 - sfo - Some spelling tips for the typing-challenged BYB

04 Mar 2005 - nyc - Time Warner Cable: I got all day

03 Mar 2005 - sfo - Good lord, woman, put those things away!

03 Mar 2005 - nyc - It's 10 Items Or Less, moron

01 Mar 2005 - sfo - Put me on 'Best of Craigslist' welfare

01 Mar 2005 - nyc - O Brother, Where Art My Sandwich?

01 Mar 2005 - wdc - Creepy Guy seeks naive girl

01 Mar 2005 - phi - Can someone tell me where I can get a secret lesbian decoder ring?

01 Mar 2005 - wdc - Evil people I encounter daily

01 Mar 2005 - sfo - Fifteen Men From Craigslist

28 Feb 2005 - wdc - A reflection of entropy

28 Feb 2005 - nyc - Amazingly pathetic sex-for-rent poster

28 Feb 2005 - sfo - Stop the world! I'm pushing a stroller!!

25 Feb 2005 - sdo - Take part in my experiment!

25 Feb 2005 - nyc - The Chinese Take Out Experience

24 Feb 2005 - nyc - I'm ugly. You're fat. Let's get married.

24 Feb 2005 - sac - edible meltable buildable Packing Peanuts! FREE!

24 Feb 2005 - sdo - Your mangina was showing in Balboa Park

23 Feb 2005 - wdc - 10 Reasons I Put A Darwin Fish On My Car

23 Feb 2005 - bos - seeking total forced sex - w4m

22 Feb 2005 - sdo - Not just one in a million...one in 3 million!

21 Feb 2005 - sea - Previously on Craig's List.....

21 Feb 2005 - bos - I have declared war on your penis.

21 Feb 2005 - sfo - Why A Cyberskin Vibrator is WAY Better Than a Boyfriend

20 Feb 2005 - sfo - Nude Bible Study

20 Feb 2005 - sfo - Twelve months of craigslist

19 Feb 2005 - lax - The Craig’s List M4M Dictionary:

19 Feb 2005 - sfo - I Sewed It Myself

19 Feb 2005 - sfo - Gone: Very long, very holy garden hose

18 Feb 2005 - sea - Free Washing Machine: (BEWARE: IT MAKES PEOPLE DIE)

18 Feb 2005 - sfo - NO SEX TONIGHT!

17 Feb 2005 - nyc - Cashiering Tips 101

17 Feb 2005 - bos - Grossest. Pet Story. Ever.

17 Feb 2005 - lax - Recap: 60 reasons a Vibrator is better than a Man

11 Feb 2005 - phi - 12 Things

07 Feb 2005 - bos - Re:RANT: No Condoms?!?!

07 Feb 2005 - pdx - Unicornoodle

07 Feb 2005 - bos - Pet Rules--Memo to the Family Dog and Cat

06 Feb 2005 - nyc - To the jerk that forgot to pay me back - w4m

05 Feb 2005 - nyc - Do You Have What it Takes to Live Above Me?

05 Feb 2005 - sdo - Rave: Straight man searching for straight men

04 Feb 2005 - sfo - "First Name Basis" Relationships I'd Like to Discontinue

03 Feb 2005 - lax - “The Sink Is Not a Place to Wash your BALLS"

02 Feb 2005 - sfo - 3:00 is the Infinite Hour. It Must Die!

01 Feb 2005 - sea - I work at Tullys, you work at Starbucks, it could never work - m4w

01 Feb 2005 - nyc - Swiss Miss Vanilla Pudding-Or-Die Guy

01 Feb 2005 - chi - Rant: Using "Confessions" to Brag

01 Feb 2005 - sea - This weeks Dumbass CL Barterers

01 Feb 2005 - wdc - To the lady in front of me at Giant (and the check-out lady as well)

01 Feb 2005 - nyc - small 2 bedroom to share

31 Jan 2005 - phi - An open letter to the insufferable bitches in my neighboring cubicles:

29 Jan 2005 - nyc - lesbian seeks lesbro Part IV: Harper's-style (Introducing the Lesbrie) - w4m

29 Jan 2005 - sdo - How I become bisexual (Homophobes - don't click here)

28 Jan 2005 - phi - Free Dog!!

27 Jan 2005 - sfo - Wanted: Horrifying Amalgam of My Exes

27 Jan 2005 - sfo - Swearing on Craigslist

26 Jan 2005 - bos - A female's translation of M4W photos

26 Jan 2005 - wdc - Rave: I love you, Average Boyfriend.

25 Jan 2005 - den - To Those Who Are Saying,"Gawd, I Could Really Use A Couch"

21 Jan 2005 - nyc - Co-Worker: The Little Idiot That Could

21 Jan 2005 - sfo - Dear Ex-Boyfriend, It's Boring To Stalk You Now

20 Jan 2005 - wdc - bored in fairfax

20 Jan 2005 - bos - Why A Polyurethane Ass is Better Than a Girlfriend

20 Jan 2005 - bos - pssst...hey terrorists...over here I've got something to tell you

19 Jan 2005 - sfo - Throw me a bone here, Craig!

19 Jan 2005 - phi - A Turd in the Tub

19 Jan 2005 - nyc - MENS PERSONAL ADS COMPARED TO WOMENS

19 Jan 2005 - tor - will trade my girlfriend for yours

19 Jan 2005 - pdx - UNDERWEAR GOES INSIDE THE PANTS

18 Jan 2005 - sdo - Ten Weird Things About Me

18 Jan 2005 - nyc - Why you're still single

18 Jan 2005 - sfo - You know you're from SF when...

18 Jan 2005 - phi - A simple request for Craig (Mr. List)

18 Jan 2005 - chi - Okay Craig, You're Really Starting to Piss Me Off

17 Jan 2005 - sfo - When Kitty Litter Attacks

17 Jan 2005 - lax - The 'Holy Crap We're Moving Saturday And Need To Sell Our Stuff' Sale

17 Jan 2005 - nyc - Eyebrows, heroin, and unrestricted telephone calls

17 Jan 2005 - chi - Hideous Desk for Gorgeous Woman

17 Jan 2005 - wdc - RE: WHY WON'T HE TOUCH ME? - 33

16 Jan 2005 - pdx - Top 10 reasons M4W isn't working out so great for me.

16 Jan 2005 - tor - He had a small penis

15 Jan 2005 - sfo - I wanna date a Pirate!

14 Jan 2005 - nyc - M/C with dating - w4m

14 Jan 2005 - nyc - ALL YOU LITTLE CL BIATCHES....

13 Jan 2005 - wdc - Rave - Hotties wanting to go to Inaugural Ball are EASY

13 Jan 2005 - lax - Never Eat Mexican Food On A Third Date!

13 Jan 2005 - bos - Cheers

12 Jan 2005 - lax - I AM THE WORLD'S WORST LESBIAN

12 Jan 2005 - nyc - Walking on the Train

12 Jan 2005 - wdc - Rave: Cool Afternoon at the Adult Video Store

12 Jan 2005 - lax - ANTS RANT!

12 Jan 2005 - sfo - diary of an administrative assistant

12 Jan 2005 - bos - People I'm going to sleep with now that you're gone...

12 Jan 2005 - bos - cats

12 Jan 2005 - wdc - Good-looking guys and average women

11 Jan 2005 - sfo - Mom, I know you're there.

11 Jan 2005 - sfo - To the guys that found me on their doorstep - 12/17/04

11 Jan 2005 - bos - my girlfriend fucked her married boss..my revenge

10 Jan 2005 - pdx - Seeking a Sniff Partner

10 Jan 2005 - nyc - Jordan Almonds

09 Jan 2005 - aus - Fuck you Cell phone. Fuck you lamppost.

09 Jan 2005 - phi - To my neighbors: please have louder sex

09 Jan 2005 - bos - Letter to Mass. Dept. of Revenue

08 Jan 2005 - det - GIRLS CAN TELL

08 Jan 2005 - chi - RANT: Dick Size... a poll

07 Jan 2005 - wdc - Blurry girl on Metro

07 Jan 2005 - nyc - It's so hard to find true love...

07 Jan 2005 - wdc - Hello Americans! I've replaced the Outsourcing Guy

07 Jan 2005 - wdc - An Ode to RnR

07 Jan 2005 - bos - My ass would have stopped to help your black ass.

06 Jan 2005 - nyc - The valet who had his skanky sex in my car w-valet 20

06 Jan 2005 - nyc - If I hear these phrases again, I will stab you in the eye with a fork

06 Jan 2005 - bos - Attention Fake Red Sox Fans: Your Guise is Completely Transparent

05 Jan 2005 - den - The ass-ugly orange chair has been sold. I'm sorry.

05 Jan 2005 - wdc - Open letter to Starbucks customers:

05 Jan 2005 - nyc - Hater's Guide: 2005

05 Jan 2005 - chi - Will marry girl who knits

04 Jan 2005 - sfo - DO THIS!!! IT FEELS GREAT !!!

04 Jan 2005 - lax - She shit on my dog!!

04 Jan 2005 - bos - Deadbeat Rommates (FREE)

04 Jan 2005 - wdc - Nostradamus predicts the coming year in DC

03 Jan 2005 - lax - How To Respond To An Ad... (Particularly Mine)...

03 Jan 2005 - nyc - my lifetime rant

03 Jan 2005 - wdc - Uzbekistan Bowling Shoe Story

02 Jan 2005 - bos - "Found" Art For Sale

01 Jan 2005 - sea - Geek for sale

01 Jan 2005 - sfo - Couch, Chair, Ottoman, plus free Cat Kit

31 Dec 2004 - bos - Short guys, tall guys.... Why not ALL guys?

30 Dec 2004 - phi - Tell me why I'm on here again

30 Dec 2004 - wdc - Our Single Intimate Encounter With 130 Other Passengers - m4w

30 Dec 2004 - chi - re: Question for Cops and Detectives

30 Dec 2004 - sea - To The Angry Lesbian Who Threw Her Cat At Me - m4w

30 Dec 2004 - wdc - Premenstrual Stream-of-Consciousness

29 Dec 2004 - bos - The 12 Reasons I Broke Up With You

29 Dec 2004 - chi - An Open Letter to Match.com Girls:

29 Dec 2004 - sfo - Tasers and Geese

28 Dec 2004 - pdx - To the drunk chick on Delta flight 1199 from Atlanta to Portland

28 Dec 2004 - sea - 85th and Aurora Free-a-thon!!!

27 Dec 2004 - nyc - When you care enough to send the very best...

26 Dec 2004 - sfo - You Pilfered My Pooh on Christmas Eve

26 Dec 2004 - sea - Jell-O Pudding Pops - Limited Flavors Available

25 Dec 2004 - wdc - My Christmas gift sucks worse than yours

24 Dec 2004 - sfo - All I have for Christmas is a Roth IRA

24 Dec 2004 - lax - Haikudos: you caused a 5-car pileup on the 5!

24 Dec 2004 - nyc - "Twas the Night Before Christmas"

23 Dec 2004 - bos - Yes, You Can Bury Your Face in My "Sweet Titties"

23 Dec 2004 - aus - Did somebody says boobies?

23 Dec 2004 - nyc - People in the gym I'd like to hit with a dumbbell

17 Dec 2004 - wdc - The Plan for My Life

16 Dec 2004 - nyc - I give up: Shallow Hal Coors Light Wingman needed.

16 Dec 2004 - wdc - Any Furries out there?

16 Dec 2004 - chi - Thank you for yet another 6 gallon bucket of popcorn

16 Dec 2004 - pdx - 145,762 miles...................time for an oil change

15 Dec 2004 - wdc - I don't eat mushrooms anymore

15 Dec 2004 - sfo - Cat Tree (or SFC seeks TCT)

15 Dec 2004 - wdc - I attacked a company today

15 Dec 2004 - wdc - craptastic treadmill and stair master

15 Dec 2004 - phi - Rave: Gotta Love These!

14 Dec 2004 - sfo - Faux Fuck Buddy Needed

14 Dec 2004 - bos - My dog peed on your bag Monday afternoon, can we have coffee? - w4m

14 Dec 2004 - sea - Why I Hate Whole Foods

14 Dec 2004 - wdc - The 12 threads of Craigslist...

14 Dec 2004 - sfo - So you've decided to take a shit on the sidewalk

13 Dec 2004 - sfo - 50 parking violations. All different Makes. All different colors.

13 Dec 2004 - wdc - To the guy who tried to mug me last night

13 Dec 2004 - chi - An Apology: To the Girl in the Parking Garage

12 Dec 2004 - bos - Give it up, Hipster. An Ode.

11 Dec 2004 - chi - RANT: Glitter

11 Dec 2004 - bos - Higher standards for Best Of Craig's!

11 Dec 2004 - wdc - If your GF says "don't let me eat ANYTHING this week..."

10 Dec 2004 - pdx - My craigslist itinerary: the weekday version

10 Dec 2004 - chi - An Open Letter to the Girl Upstairs (or, An Urban Eavesdropping Diary)

10 Dec 2004 - bos - I Hate Having a Small Penis

10 Dec 2004 - sdo - The men I have dated

09 Dec 2004 - sfo - My boyfriend for your alarm clock..

09 Dec 2004 - sdo - You'll Be Disappointed - w4m

09 Dec 2004 - nyc - I am watching you fuck.

09 Dec 2004 - sfo - Grand Theft Auto: I hate you

09 Dec 2004 - nyc - The worst "Anal Sex Accident"

09 Dec 2004 - nyc - To my wife...

08 Dec 2004 - nyc - An Open Letter To Women Who Think Men Are Pigs

08 Dec 2004 - pdx - Stay Out of my Masturbation Bathroom!

08 Dec 2004 - sfo - To the girl changing her clothes on BART Next to me

08 Dec 2004 - aus - RANT: The Myth of the Nice Guy Finishing Last

08 Dec 2004 - wdc - Sideshow Freak Wanted

08 Dec 2004 - sfo - RAVE: My Horny Applebee's Lunch

08 Dec 2004 - wdc - The Roommate Wars

08 Dec 2004 - nyc - 6 Easy Steps for an Enjoyable Office Holiday Party

07 Dec 2004 - sfo - I'm naked now!

07 Dec 2004 - sfo - a few things that piss me off t'day...

07 Dec 2004 - nyc - from a guy, on dating

07 Dec 2004 - phi - An open letter to Craig

07 Dec 2004 - nyc - my little nazi dolls (pics)

07 Dec 2004 - sfo - What the hell do I have for lunch?

07 Dec 2004 - sfo - I Don't Like Taking Dumps at Other People's Houses

07 Dec 2004 - aus - Rant: I’m a cranky Jew

07 Dec 2004 - sfo - A Fucking Christmas Miracle

07 Dec 2004 - bos - 8 reasons I think I should get a raise that my boss doesn't agree with

06 Dec 2004 - sfo - get thee to a nunnery

06 Dec 2004 - aus - RANT: The Manager's Revenge--An Open Letter

06 Dec 2004 - lax - Are you bad in the sack?

05 Dec 2004 - den - Hating Hatred

03 Dec 2004 - sea - For You, Yes YOU! Women's Postings 101

02 Dec 2004 - chi - Lincoln Park Man Posts Internet Ad for Unrealistically Hot Woman

02 Dec 2004 - sfo - You're Still In My Bed

02 Dec 2004 - wdc - RETURN OF THE PHANTOM SHITTER

02 Dec 2004 - nyc - I'll do anything for a crude oil buyer - m4mw

01 Dec 2004 - chi - p.o.s. couch

01 Dec 2004 - sfo - Sexy Mountain Biker Riding IN the Post Office Lobby - w4m

01 Dec 2004 - wdc - To the person who broke into my car

01 Dec 2004 - phx - You stole my heart & left your shoe - w4m

01 Dec 2004 - nyc - CL NY Board: The Archetypes

01 Dec 2004 - wdc - IQ Test

30 Nov 2004 - pdx - Hot Italian seeks Young Bitch to Mate With- m4

30 Nov 2004 - bos - I met you in a club and I gave you the wrong phone number - w4m

30 Nov 2004 - ldn - CL around the World

29 Nov 2004 - bos - The Great Popcorn Scandal!!!

29 Nov 2004 - chi - I Need A Sidekick.

29 Nov 2004 - sfo - My CL Missed Connections statistics - m4w

29 Nov 2004 - chi - My Conversation with a 5 Year Old - w4m

29 Nov 2004 - wdc - I WAS A LIBERAL IN THE MILITARY!

28 Nov 2004 - atl - Lesbian seeks platonic Sugar Daddy

27 Nov 2004 - nyc - Cock size: ethnicity doesn't make a difference (from a HAPPY WOMAN)

26 Nov 2004 - lax - Rant: What's up with the parade of cocks?

26 Nov 2004 - sfo - things I learned from my spam folder this morning - m4w

25 Nov 2004 - nyc - Grilled Cheese for Virgin Mary Fans

25 Nov 2004 - sfo - MUNI, I think we need to talk.

24 Nov 2004 - sfo - There's a Floating, Magical, Killer Rat with Fangs in my Garage

24 Nov 2004 - sfo - You probably aren't Ms. Right but ...

23 Nov 2004 - bos - An Open Letter To Porn

22 Nov 2004 - chi - to the genius who answered my ad

22 Nov 2004 - nyc - won't you help me stop reading your email?

21 Nov 2004 - pdx - Stop trying to steal from my laundromat

20 Nov 2004 - chi - aw, fuck, I'm straight

20 Nov 2004 - bos - rant: seat #121

20 Nov 2004 - phi - Beer wanted ...

20 Nov 2004 - phi - I am completely finished with CL personals…

19 Nov 2004 - phi - I BLAME YOU

19 Nov 2004 - bos - To my new friend with my Palm and cell phone:

19 Nov 2004 - phx - Imaginary Friend for Electrical Work

19 Nov 2004 - nyc - Ten easy steps to that perfect ad

19 Nov 2004 - nyc - MC with seat-hogging dickhead - with PICS!

19 Nov 2004 - aus - How many lesbians does it take...

18 Nov 2004 - pdx - I got my underwear snagged on the mirror of your scooter

18 Nov 2004 - wdc - DC's Driving Guide

18 Nov 2004 - nyc - TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED OF WRITING E-MAILS AT WORK

18 Nov 2004 - wdc - My Blood Feud with My Garbage Man

18 Nov 2004 - wdc - WE ARE MOVING TO NEW ZEALAND AND YOU AIN'T

17 Nov 2004 - sfo - An open letter to Craig -

17 Nov 2004 - chi - don't you think you're checking these a bit too often? - m4w

17 Nov 2004 - bos - It’s a woman’s world: scientific research.

17 Nov 2004 - lax - Shower Head

17 Nov 2004 - lax - John Goodman and a Parking Garage Kicked My Ass

17 Nov 2004 - bos - Need someone (actress?) to pretend to be my girlfriend

17 Nov 2004 - sea - Don't Tell Me How To Drive & Get Out Of My Way

16 Nov 2004 - nyc - I nailed that Abercrombie and Fitch bitch

16 Nov 2004 - sfo - A SIMPLE GUIDE FOR WOMEN

16 Nov 2004 - bos - Secrets

16 Nov 2004 - wdc - Where have all the Wingmen Gone????

16 Nov 2004 - wdc - A Religious Experience

16 Nov 2004 - bos - Dear Diary

16 Nov 2004 - lax - The top 10 most annoying customers in Denny's at 3am

15 Nov 2004 - bos - Hot Jewish girls looking to piss off parents, apply within.

15 Nov 2004 - chi - Uhhh...I kinda need that Back... - m4w

15 Nov 2004 - wdc - You Have Got To See This...

13 Nov 2004 - sfo - You Yelled "I Want to Hit it" On the GG Bridge - w4m

12 Nov 2004 - pdx - Looking for some hot beaver?

12 Nov 2004 - bos - Another RAPE post from a non-idiot

12 Nov 2004 - bos - To all the women I'm not fucking these days, I apologize

11 Nov 2004 - sfo - Don't Mess With The Old Chinese Women!

11 Nov 2004 - pdx - I don’t want go on an Interview date at Starbucks

11 Nov 2004 - bos - Screw you, Iced Soy Mocha Moron

11 Nov 2004 - sfo - My MC With a Group of Pirates (it started at the fireside) - w4m

11 Nov 2004 - nyc - i'm turning into a dude

11 Nov 2004 - bos - A Mans perpective on a woman's perspective

11 Nov 2004 - sea - Trade My Picker for Yours?

11 Nov 2004 - bos - Should I buy a new couch?

10 Nov 2004 - sfo - Hey, Mr White SUV! By the time you read this it will be way too late

10 Nov 2004 - lax - Your Beverly Hills Mansion for my Van Nuys house

10 Nov 2004 - sdo - Our relationship will end in a death match

10 Nov 2004 - sfo - a few things that piss me off t'day...

10 Nov 2004 - bos - Are You Kidding? Fuck Fruit Loops.

10 Nov 2004 - nyc - Election Result Maps

09 Nov 2004 - wdc - RANT: My addiction to Craig

09 Nov 2004 - sfo - When Sally Smacked the Crap out of Harry. - w4m

07 Nov 2004 - lax - “I owe Craigslist my life!”

07 Nov 2004 - nyc - FREE: Triple anti-biotic ointment for the scabby-faced ratbastard who

07 Nov 2004 - sfo - ___>> Seeking Gloating, Shallow, Republican Closet-Case Fucktard<<___

07 Nov 2004 - sdo - I used to be his favorite, but now, it's over!

06 Nov 2004 - chi - Missed Connection with stolen Ashton Kutcher table - m4m

03 Nov 2004 - sfo - Free Jar of Live Worms with Pics!!

03 Nov 2004 - nyc - Straight male seeks Bush supporter for fair, physical fight - m4m

03 Nov 2004 - bos - welcome, the have nots and have even less--you fucking idiots

03 Nov 2004 - nyc - Ohio releases Commemorative Election License Plate !!

03 Nov 2004 - pdx - Draft Dodging 101 - To bugger the draft, bugger a friend

03 Nov 2004 - nyc - The Morning After

31 Oct 2004 - nyc - MC w/Crackheads, my cell phone, and my digital camera

30 Oct 2004 - sfo - "want a quickie tonight?" - w4m

30 Oct 2004 - phi - 20 things i gotta tell my boss......

29 Oct 2004 - phx - WANTED: free ox

28 Oct 2004 - sfo - FREE STUFF! They call it "Eviciton" But We Prefer "Moving Really Fast"

28 Oct 2004 - wdc - I almost pooped myself

28 Oct 2004 - nyc - the craigslist online dating FAQ

27 Oct 2004 - bos - I need some advice

27 Oct 2004 - sfo - Eight Swingers Seek Dominant Male - mw4m

27 Oct 2004 - phx - Female models needed for haircut video

26 Oct 2004 - sfo - Free Tattoo!!

26 Oct 2004 - sfo - The Storm

24 Oct 2004 - bos - Dear guy peeing while holding an ice cream cone - m4m

24 Oct 2004 - lax - WOMEN OF LOS ANGELES, READ THIS

23 Oct 2004 - sfo - What I've learned in my 8 months on Team Dyke

22 Oct 2004 - phi - Jaded Hag Seeks Ugly Bastard for Breeding Feral Children

22 Oct 2004 - nyc - Conjoined twin needs party date

22 Oct 2004 - nyc - I Hate The Yankees

21 Oct 2004 - nyc - It is hard work not working

20 Oct 2004 - sea - Emotional Cripple Seeks Good Looking Crutch

20 Oct 2004 - phi - Philly's Crazy Homeless Bastards - A Who's Who

19 Oct 2004 - sdo - Free Kung-Fu Gerbil From US Navy

19 Oct 2004 - phx - TIPS ON SELLING YOUR FURNITURE

18 Oct 2004 - bos - Rave: Pomegranates!

18 Oct 2004 - bos - A Farewell to Craig's List and a Thank You, Guys!

18 Oct 2004 - bos - Someone please help me

17 Oct 2004 - min - 1973 Average Johnson

16 Oct 2004 - sfo - Free: 9 packets of regular flavor Quaker Instant Oatmeal

14 Oct 2004 - sfo - I'm Becoming a Llama

13 Oct 2004 - pdx - Fuck you, Butter Lady!

12 Oct 2004 - nyc - To the Fly I Just Killed in My Apartment

12 Oct 2004 - pdx - Free use of hunting dog for anything but hunting

12 Oct 2004 - chi - I Saw You in this, like, totally Rockin' Porno - m4w

11 Oct 2004 - bos - recent college grads seek entourage - mm4mm

11 Oct 2004 - sfo - I don't want to be a woman anymore. Thank you.

11 Oct 2004 - wdc - To the girl in the men's restroom at St Ex Sunday night - m4w

07 Oct 2004 - nyc - I had no intention of killing you - m4w

07 Oct 2004 - wdc - My MC: Jail.

06 Oct 2004 - sfo - Position wanted... Trophy Wife

06 Oct 2004 - sfo - Evil dresser for free, come and get it.

06 Oct 2004 - nyc - Bonobo Chimp seeks mate /w PIC

06 Oct 2004 - bos - FREE inexperienced, even naive, couch

04 Oct 2004 - sfo - Warning: This post could piss you off

04 Oct 2004 - sfo - Dear Rapist: Missed Connection with your Wallet - w4m

04 Oct 2004 - wdc - mother for sale

04 Oct 2004 - wdc - What’s with the pussy licking? - m4w

03 Oct 2004 - sfo - Craigslist personals: more loneliness and despair than a Kafka novel

03 Oct 2004 - pdx - Top Ten Reasons You Should Buy My Couch

01 Oct 2004 - sac - Your friend was peeing in your mouth - m4w

30 Sep 2004 - phi - Wanted: Brain for President of Country

30 Sep 2004 - wdc - I saved a turtle and wrecked my car!

29 Sep 2004 - sfo - Why One Bag is Woefully Inadequate for the Middle-Seat Pivot

29 Sep 2004 - lax - Insane Cat w/lips, Plus $5.00, to good home.

29 Sep 2004 - sea - The Top 5 Guys I've Met Online

29 Sep 2004 - wdc - RE:RE Anal Sex

29 Sep 2004 - wdc - Free Bongos to Good Home...

29 Sep 2004 - wdc - re: YOU FUCKING DIRTY WHORE!!!!! and HERPES - w4

28 Sep 2004 - nyc - FREE COUCH

28 Sep 2004 - nyc - Porn-n-Gravy

28 Sep 2004 - bos - Caught between the devil and the deep blue sea

28 Sep 2004 - bos - dude, we def did not connect, you def are not missed

27 Sep 2004 - sfo - You may be a TROLL if....

27 Sep 2004 - nyc - Hello, Monday! ...now go fuck yourself.

26 Sep 2004 - sfo - For Trade: Assless Leather Chaps

25 Sep 2004 - nyc - Missed Connection With My Life - m4w

25 Sep 2004 - sfo - Nude Economic Consulting to trade for?????

24 Sep 2004 - wdc - Re: TO THE ASSHOLE WHO BURNED MY ARM

22 Sep 2004 - nyc - To the "Fake" girl on the NJ Transit Train to NYPenn

22 Sep 2004 - sfo - disillusioned with post-college life

21 Sep 2004 - sfo - Brazilians have big nuts

21 Sep 2004 - pdx - My Inner Child

20 Sep 2004 - chi - Future Ex-boyfriend contest

20 Sep 2004 - nyc - To the really hot girl on the 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,9,A,B,C,D,E,F,G,L,N,R,S,V - m4w

20 Sep 2004 - sfo - Dear biker riding an unmuffled hog at 3:00 this morning:

19 Sep 2004 - bos - RANT-- Beware the Ball Square Knitting Club!!

19 Sep 2004 - sfo - Dead leaves looking for a good home, MUST GO!!! (PICS)

18 Sep 2004 - sea - Classic, sturdy couch - GONE (but will leave up for the laughs) $-5 *pics*

18 Sep 2004 - nyc - What we DON'T need on the subway...

17 Sep 2004 - nyc - I have a place in OHio for a young guy wanting a mentor.

14 Sep 2004 - nyc - The party was shitty

14 Sep 2004 - atl - I don't mind sucking you off, but here's what I need from you

14 Sep 2004 - nyc - Make-out partner needed

14 Sep 2004 - wdc - porta jon for sale $1.00 - u pick up!!!!

13 Sep 2004 - sfo - +++++DO NOT SKIP THIS POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!++++++++

13 Sep 2004 - sfo - RANT---Lame Ass "Freebies"

11 Sep 2004 - phi - A Decentralized Approach to Home Entertainment is Wrong for America

11 Sep 2004 - wdc - fucking dc police

10 Sep 2004 - sfo - Things I'd like to tell students that would probably get me fired.

10 Sep 2004 - hou - Notes from the Salon--wax on! wax off!

10 Sep 2004 - wdc - MC with another awkward CL-assisted date...

09 Sep 2004 - nyc - An open letter to the creepy roadside litterbugs

08 Sep 2004 - sfo - Not your typical w4m ad...................PICS!

08 Sep 2004 - sdo - Dear Craig...

08 Sep 2004 - wdc - my craigslist experience ruined

08 Sep 2004 - bos - Ahh, the first e-mail of the day

08 Sep 2004 - sfo - Some Tips to Ensure Your Post Makes the “Best of Craigslist”

08 Sep 2004 - phi - 10 things about a dog

07 Sep 2004 - nyc - I've Dated You. - w4m

07 Sep 2004 - lax - meet my middle finger

07 Sep 2004 - wdc - I'm Free!!! Divorce is final!! I'm on a ManHunt! - w4m

06 Sep 2004 - pdx - * Oooh Oooh, look here! *

05 Sep 2004 - sac - Target, Excel and shovel

05 Sep 2004 - bos - Definition of "asshat"

04 Sep 2004 - sfo - General Use Multitool- BBQ Spatula

03 Sep 2004 - pdx - A mangoes into the doctor asking for a vasectomy

02 Sep 2004 - lax - MC: my neighbor with his snooze button

02 Sep 2004 - bos - My Mom says that I should date

01 Sep 2004 - chi - I've Got Your Freakin Ferret--And I'm Abusing It

31 Aug 2004 - chi - I will get drunk at your wedding. - m4mw

30 Aug 2004 - wdc - Dark Hole

30 Aug 2004 - lax - Sparks flew as I was shoved into a Grand Cherokee - w4m

27 Aug 2004 - sdo - Two Free Cannibal Goldfish

27 Aug 2004 - sfo - To the MAN who DID his hoochie on my hood!! \@@/ (PIC) - w4m

26 Aug 2004 - sfo - PIT BULL Vs. RACCOON

26 Aug 2004 - nyc - I am a man, and you are a woman

26 Aug 2004 - sea - Trade My life for yours (as long as your's is better)

26 Aug 2004 - sfo - STRUMPET needed

24 Aug 2004 - sea - 11 Large Trojan-enz condoms

24 Aug 2004 - sfo - Hey, Hold my Beer and Watch this.......

23 Aug 2004 - sfo - Clumsy Masturbator - w4m

23 Aug 2004 - nyc - Nice Apartment - But Not For You

23 Aug 2004 - sfo - A 5-Sense's Thank You to the 22-Fillmore

23 Aug 2004 - phi - Memo to the Guys

21 Aug 2004 - bos - You FUCKS at 24 Glenville Number 2

20 Aug 2004 - sdo - Take my Sister-in-law please

20 Aug 2004 - bos - Don't Eat at Burger King before Sex!!!

20 Aug 2004 - sfo - All-inclusive: The 20 reasons you won't like me

20 Aug 2004 - sfo - Attn: Mtn bike commuters on the CalTrain

19 Aug 2004 - wdc - What Don't You Understand About Being a Bimbo

19 Aug 2004 - phi - WANTED: Gay Man with Excellent Perception Skills

18 Aug 2004 - chi - RE: Meeting People through the Internet

18 Aug 2004 - phi - I took your shoe, Fake Lesbian!!!

18 Aug 2004 - nyc - MISSING: Half a Cockroach

16 Aug 2004 - wdc - Wanted: Numerous amounts of dog crap

16 Aug 2004 - chi - My foot - your ass missed connections

16 Aug 2004 - sdo - Hey Craig......

16 Aug 2004 - lax - I grabbed your boobs on Sunset. - m4w

15 Aug 2004 - sfo - Pubes: Clip, Don't Shave

14 Aug 2004 - nyc - To Pet Owners thinking of ...

13 Aug 2004 - sfo - Whole Foods breezy name Clara - m4w

13 Aug 2004 - bos - A Letter to my beloved MBTA

13 Aug 2004 - chi - RAVE: Turkey Sandwich - best $5.21 spent. EVER

13 Aug 2004 - sfo - Damn You Vodka..... - m4m

13 Aug 2004 - wdc - Ninja

12 Aug 2004 - sfo - Sorry about your cat. It was an accident

11 Aug 2004 - sfo - Walgreens guy with the KY

11 Aug 2004 - sfo - Ten tips for a fulfilling career

10 Aug 2004 - phi - Unhappy Ending For The MASSAGE GUY

09 Aug 2004 - nyc - The Perfect Hipster Accessory

09 Aug 2004 - atl - Missed Connection - Female Crickets

09 Aug 2004 - bos - Rant: Manipulative Hot Chick

09 Aug 2004 - wdc - To the IDIOT who stole my dog thinking it would win me back.

08 Aug 2004 - sfo - Are you both pro-Kerry and pro-pussy? - w4m

07 Aug 2004 - sfo - Free set of Air Drums

07 Aug 2004 - sfo - timeline of a CL m4m post

06 Aug 2004 - sfo - Wanted: Time Machine

06 Aug 2004 - nyc - I am every MC you've had - m4w

06 Aug 2004 - nyc - 100 Days of Casual Encounters VS. 1 Night at a Bar on 57th Street

05 Aug 2004 - sfo - How can you live without knowing these things?

05 Aug 2004 - wdc - An open letter to myself: preemptive apology for future actions

04 Aug 2004 - sfo - Dear Bar Patrons-Why the fuck would I know

04 Aug 2004 - nyc - Free Rubber Band

04 Aug 2004 - sfo - Drunken Fratboys, we have your couch

03 Aug 2004 - bos - Noises at work I don't want to hear

03 Aug 2004 - sea - Bad Girl

02 Aug 2004 - nyc - re: re: re: re: Gotti Kids

02 Aug 2004 - nyc - I HATE...

02 Aug 2004 - nyc - Good Morning al Qaeda!

02 Aug 2004 - wdc - Cicada Men

01 Aug 2004 - sfo - Chocolate Pudding in Kiddie Pool (lightly used)

01 Aug 2004 - sfo - Open Letter to my Roommate

30 Jul 2004 - sfo - A Low Brow Craigslist Date

30 Jul 2004 - sfo - 1999 Dodge Durango SLT 4x4! - picture included

29 Jul 2004 - bos - 20 reasons to hate answering phones:

28 Jul 2004 - sfo - To the old Chinese lady who sat on the fire hydrant - m4w

28 Jul 2004 - phi - BREEDERS

27 Jul 2004 - nyc - To the woman whose panties I stole... please forgive me! - m4w

27 Jul 2004 - nyc - RANT: My Bathroom Window Rat

27 Jul 2004 - sfo - To the Guy who stole my CAR.... - m4m

27 Jul 2004 - chi - Starbucks and/or Caribou Coffee Girl

26 Jul 2004 - van - For free: Object

26 Jul 2004 - nyc - The Girl on the Subway

26 Jul 2004 - nyc - My immense member must frighten them. Why? - m4w

26 Jul 2004 - sea - Missed Connections: A Textual Analysis NOW MORE USEFUL - m4w

24 Jul 2004 - sea - Beggin' Strips

24 Jul 2004 - nyc - To all of the assholes at Shea Stadium

23 Jul 2004 - lax - Got caught banging waitress! I need furniture..... CHEAP!

23 Jul 2004 - sfo - Free Oompa Loompas - As is

23 Jul 2004 - nyc - Things I've learned from CL...

22 Jul 2004 - pdx - Why Guys Like Smokers

22 Jul 2004 - nyc - New York State Pen - m4m

22 Jul 2004 - bos - Things that make you go hmmm.....

21 Jul 2004 - bos - My Masturbating Neighbor

21 Jul 2004 - lax - I Just Landed the Best Fucking Job in the World!

21 Jul 2004 - bos - i want a boyfriend.

21 Jul 2004 - chi - The Most Evil Thing I've Done (?)

19 Jul 2004 - bos - 5 FREE slices of cheese pizza (GONE)

19 Jul 2004 - sfo - You In The Stolen Jaguar, Me On The Sidewalk Staring - m4m

19 Jul 2004 - pdx - Get the fuck off my couch

18 Jul 2004 - pdx - why I'm thinking two weeks, maybe

17 Jul 2004 - sea - Tips for making it to the Best of Craigslist

16 Jul 2004 - sfo - My hat is off to you, Mystery Man with no feet

16 Jul 2004 - sfo - I have an image of Jesus on my penis

15 Jul 2004 - sfo - Alright, bro. So you've got Microsoft Photo Editor. - w4m

14 Jul 2004 - sfo - Do Not Jerk Off With Icy Hot!!

14 Jul 2004 - sfo - My MC With Being Hardcore

11 Jul 2004 - sfo - I spat on you from atop the parking garage - m4w

11 Jul 2004 - sfo - Free prosthetic arm

10 Jul 2004 - sfo - You were nude, I was interested... - m4w

07 Jul 2004 - sdo - How many RnR members does it take to change a lightbulb?

06 Jul 2004 - sfo - Damn you Manolo Blahnik.

06 Jul 2004 - sfo - ASS CLEANING 101: 5 IMPORTANT TIPS TO KEEP IT ASSALISCIOUS

02 Jul 2004 - wdc - Ode to Interns

02 Jul 2004 - sea - 405 Loogies

02 Jul 2004 - sfo - Show your porsche, Butler family parade

02 Jul 2004 - wdc - A great story of racial harmony in the DC subway.

02 Jul 2004 - sfo - Top 35 Words Used on Casual Encounters - m4w

01 Jul 2004 - sfo - kitten vs. boyfriend - LOL

01 Jul 2004 - lax - WARNING!!!

01 Jul 2004 - nyc - WOMB FOR RENT - WARM & COZY - SELDOM OCCUPIED - MOVE IN TODAY!

01 Jul 2004 - sfo - I don't kick puppies!

30 Jun 2004 - sfo - I peed on BART

29 Jun 2004 - sfo - To the bitch in line at Farenheit 9/11 last night...

29 Jun 2004 - sfo - I REALLY TRIED TO GET A DATE in M for W

29 Jun 2004 - nyc - A word to the wise on dating etiquette

28 Jun 2004 - wdc - Rant - My dog the nihilist

28 Jun 2004 - pdx - Lose Your Virginity Special

26 Jun 2004 - bos - MBTA

25 Jun 2004 - sfo - How to stay in my pants

24 Jun 2004 - sfo - Need a rich person to hire me

24 Jun 2004 - nyc - larry the crackhead

24 Jun 2004 - bos - Are you a butcher? Do you have a walk-in freezer? - w4mw

24 Jun 2004 - phi - Rant: rubber and jelly

24 Jun 2004 - chi - What I've Learned From Missed Connections

24 Jun 2004 - sfo - I was wet and naked. You were dry and in uniform...

23 Jun 2004 - bos - I think I'm Jesus

23 Jun 2004 - wdc - Smoking. Is. Awesome.

23 Jun 2004 - chi - MC with zombie(?) at Loyola stop - w4z

22 Jun 2004 - sfo - Rage-filled beauty on Market/4th - m4w

22 Jun 2004 - sfo - Starbucks Can Kiss My Ass

21 Jun 2004 - sfo - To the Lady in the Bathroom at Chez Panisse

21 Jun 2004 - sfo - Haiku Rant: Your exploding car, My melted tail-light

21 Jun 2004 - nyc - friggin preggos in the office

21 Jun 2004 - bos - Rant: Rice Burners

21 Jun 2004 - bos - Welcome to Boston-a Primer for DNC Visitors

21 Jun 2004 - sea - Help for guys on Craigslist, from a girl - 10 easy steps - w4m

19 Jun 2004 - lax - FREE PUPPY

18 Jun 2004 - sfo - Why we all drink

18 Jun 2004 - nyc - dear motion sensor in my office building's bathroom,

17 Jun 2004 - lax - notes written by a guy for guys on how to perform cunnlingus

17 Jun 2004 - sfo - Dude...my bad.

17 Jun 2004 - sfo - True story: short guy/tall girl disaster - m4w

17 Jun 2004 - sfo - Why I Don't Online Date

17 Jun 2004 - lax - You Layed On Me Twice and Gave Me Fake Numbers

17 Jun 2004 - sfo - Personal cowboy trainer seeks cowboy to physically train

17 Jun 2004 - nyc - Rant: My Troublemaking Thong

17 Jun 2004 - nyc - An Open Letter to the MTA

16 Jun 2004 - sfo - Slightly used Air Guitar

15 Jun 2004 - nyc - Diary of a Vasectomy

14 Jun 2004 - nyc - Free pictures of me.

14 Jun 2004 - sfo - Free Story!

14 Jun 2004 - sfo - To the hot girl in the black dress in San Francisco - m4w

14 Jun 2004 - hou - Diary of a Vasectomy

13 Jun 2004 - chi - RANT: Fucking BUGS in my FUCKING apartment

13 Jun 2004 - sfo - Flagging my Mummified Cat Post in Free stuff (with pictures!)

13 Jun 2004 - sfo - HEY. Get out of my bed and go home. You're straight, remember?

11 Jun 2004 - sfo - I need a boyfriend.....!!!!!!!!

11 Jun 2004 - sfo - Rant: Chevy's Bartender, I've learned my lesson

11 Jun 2004 - chi - MC with about half my coworkers.

11 Jun 2004 - sfo - Most IRRITATING car ad awards....and the winners are.......

11 Jun 2004 - sfo - Sweet, sweet BART tunnels

11 Jun 2004 - bos - Rant: It might have worked before today

10 Jun 2004 - phi - rave for older women

10 Jun 2004 - sfo - Who I do NOT want....

09 Jun 2004 - sea - Rant: Why I get to be Carrie

09 Jun 2004 - nyc - People on the subway that deserve to die

09 Jun 2004 - lax - ARE YOU 70, FUN AND SEXLESS? YOU’RE PERFECT FOR MY MOTHER! - w4w

09 Jun 2004 - wdc - I Almost Won A Darwin Award

09 Jun 2004 - bos - My Message For You

09 Jun 2004 - chi - [Issue #1] Shee-ka-goooo finds JEEBUS

09 Jun 2004 - lax - I want to fuck an extraterrestrial.

08 Jun 2004 - phi - morning glory for pedestrians

08 Jun 2004 - bos - Transit of Venus Or How I Started the Day With Marigolds Up My Butt

08 Jun 2004 - bos - The Queer Test

07 Jun 2004 - sfo - Saying goodbye blows. Period.

07 Jun 2004 - wdc - I AM THE PHANTOM SHITTER

07 Jun 2004 - sfo - You: naked guy with a box, running, 15th/Castro, a.m.

07 Jun 2004 - wdc - mc with my fake eye...

07 Jun 2004 - bos - Amateur car thieves

06 Jun 2004 - sfo - 9 ½ Weeks-Sex Slave

05 Jun 2004 - chi - You with the Abstinence pamphlets - w4w

05 Jun 2004 - nyc - i know who i am and what i want, and i have no regrets

04 Jun 2004 - sea - Are you my dream man?

04 Jun 2004 - sfo - Ten Things I Hate About You

04 Jun 2004 - nyc - Dinner Whore

03 Jun 2004 - wdc - You're a lesbian, and I'm gay, but.... - m4w

03 Jun 2004 - bos - you know what's hard . . . .math

02 Jun 2004 - phi - Rave: Puppy Love

02 Jun 2004 - chi - Brown Line Rick James Impersonator

02 Jun 2004 - lax - Whomp! There is is!!

02 Jun 2004 - nyc - dear fucker that went through my underwear drawer,

02 Jun 2004 - bos - I'm sorry

02 Jun 2004 - wdc - I didn't bust a nut because of your dog

02 Jun 2004 - bos - Is Everyone Sure They Haven't Missed Me?

02 Jun 2004 - wdc - I'm out

02 Jun 2004 - nyc - Seeking EXPERIENCED puppeteers to service distinguished businessman

01 Jun 2004 - lax - I NEED POOP--- SERIOUSLY!

01 Jun 2004 - wdc - Things I did on the Metro.

01 Jun 2004 - sea - FUN RED FEDORA

01 Jun 2004 - phi - To the Judgemental Hipster Girl at my video store

01 Jun 2004 - nyc - a MC Manifesto for New York City

01 Jun 2004 - nyc - HELP!!!** Watermelon soaked in Vodka**Left from BBQ

31 May 2004 - lax - Open Letter to: Russian Man Who Translated an entire movie to his wife

31 May 2004 - wdc - Fatties strike back!

31 May 2004 - lax - YOU: GIRL BY YOUR POOL IN MANHATTAN BEACH. I WAS ON THE 747 THAT FLEW OVER - m4w

30 May 2004 - bos - choose-your-own rant

30 May 2004 - lax - Cyborg in exchange for free rent!

29 May 2004 - wdc - "How to Get in my Pants" 101

29 May 2004 - nyc - Of Porn and Loss

28 May 2004 - bos - I don't have any redeeming qualities

28 May 2004 - wdc - Open letter to the President of PBR

28 May 2004 - sdo - WORST morning ever

28 May 2004 - bos - Society: Why can't I buy gerbils?

27 May 2004 - lax - Counter Booty Call Agreement - w4m

27 May 2004 - sea - rant-o-rama: singing and farting

27 May 2004 - lax - Booty Call Agreement (For Confused)

27 May 2004 - phi - I Love Asian Woman

27 May 2004 - nyc - Missed Connection w/ ol' lady crotch in Bryant Park

27 May 2004 - hou - Starbucks Hater

27 May 2004 - wdc - au bon PAIN!!

26 May 2004 - sfo - How do you say sexually frustrated in Hawaiian?

26 May 2004 - lax - To the Engineer with the '87 Accord

26 May 2004 - wdc - Cicada on third branch from the bottom - m4w

26 May 2004 - phi - Do you like cute puppies?

25 May 2004 - wdc - Fucking Cicadas

25 May 2004 - nyc - Subway Etiquette Clash: How I got kicked by an old woman

25 May 2004 - hou - A Brief Note about My Cube

25 May 2004 - wdc - If You Were A Dinosaur, You're Name Would Be Fagasaurus Rex

25 May 2004 - nyc - Liberals are out to get me

25 May 2004 - nyc - Men, Maturity, and Marriage

24 May 2004 - nyc - MC with Oral B...you disgust me!

24 May 2004 - sea - Odd Company ISO R&D Personal Assistant Troublemaker, Sir

24 May 2004 - sfo - Free Awful Couch

24 May 2004 - sfo - Rave: Your Hummer.

24 May 2004 - bos - Refund from God

24 May 2004 - bos - re: What's a girl go to do to get married.

23 May 2004 - chi - Goobala Schmoobala Ooga Booga Boogly Boo

23 May 2004 - bos - free liquor and other items: my life is falling apart

22 May 2004 - den - Can you help me find this guy ?- w4m

21 May 2004 - pdx - I'm so sorry Emma

21 May 2004 - nyc - I Hate Peeing When I've Got A Boner

21 May 2004 - phi - Women hate air guitar

21 May 2004 - bos - I'm an usher at a lesbian wedding

20 May 2004 - bos - You had your chance-Tonight I'm taking myself out to dinner. - m4w

20 May 2004 - wdc - Hey you! The guy that hates fat girls!

20 May 2004 - wdc - CICADAS

20 May 2004 - bos - Die, Zack.

20 May 2004 - wdc - My cat is cheating on me!!!

19 May 2004 - bos - Y'all must read this

19 May 2004 - nyc - Goddammit you stole my ho bag

19 May 2004 - sea - CAT FOR SALE

19 May 2004 - lax - A R&R LETTER TO MY EX...

19 May 2004 - nyc - COZY STUDIO apartment in the Village, OWN a 3x3 foot SQUARE!!!

18 May 2004 - nyc - Ph-Ph-Ph-Phone Sex

18 May 2004 - sfo - Be Our Chaperone

18 May 2004 - hou - Shiny Happy Co-workers

18 May 2004 - nyc - In Your Underwear

18 May 2004 - lax - Baby has to go - got bird

18 May 2004 - nyc - Inaccurate Scale

18 May 2004 - lax - Missing The Following Items

18 May 2004 - nyc - Dear lady in the purple shirt, black pants and terrible shoes on the N

18 May 2004 - bos - Screw you, screw your parents and screw Logan!!!!!

17 May 2004 - nyc - Free To Good Home.

17 May 2004 - wdc - Poor little Twiggy

16 May 2004 - wdc - FAO: fat bitter office whale

16 May 2004 - nyc - RAVE: "it was nice working with you"

16 May 2004 - sfo - The Truth about Blind Dates

16 May 2004 - lax - Asian Man to Pretend to be My Fiancee

15 May 2004 - sdo - How I effed-up a CL casual encounter

15 May 2004 - lax - We could've fucked, but you got hit by a car - w4m

14 May 2004 - chi - wanted intelligent decision maker / life manager

14 May 2004 - aus - Dear Mr. Maintenance

14 May 2004 - wdc - my gf shits standing up...

13 May 2004 - sfo - free to good home: cursed domain name

13 May 2004 - chi - A rant and a rave: The wonderful agony of oral sex

13 May 2004 - pdx - PJ Stealer!

13 May 2004 - bos - Girls, the butt, weed.... (this is kinda dirty, so...)

13 May 2004 - bos - Please don't hump my leg

12 May 2004 - bos - FREE case of spray-on hairspray cogulate canisters

12 May 2004 - wdc - late night encounter with cicada's

12 May 2004 - bos - Cabana Boy

11 May 2004 - nyc - OMFG, Gay porn guy across the courtyard, WT fucking F?????

11 May 2004 - sfo - Seeking to Mess Up Your Life

10 May 2004 - nyc - How to Post on NYC RnR

10 May 2004 - sfo - Internet dating considered as a downhill motor race

10 May 2004 - nyc - How a nice guy got even at the end. My CL date story

10 May 2004 - bos - my morning ritual

09 May 2004 - pdx - To the black jeep on Water Ave: what are you so alarmed for?

09 May 2004 - wdc - To the person who stole my car stereo...

09 May 2004 - wdc - I need a URINAL

07 May 2004 - sfo - RAVE: Trollin' for Skank

07 May 2004 - bos - Why you should not sit on a crowded T

07 May 2004 - bos - Girl at Target

07 May 2004 - bos - GONE - Virgin Mary, free to good home

07 May 2004 - sfo - I chased you for 12 years around the world, and I still can't find you - m4w

06 May 2004 - bos - My attempt at a non-creepy CE post - m4w

06 May 2004 - chi - RANT: People Who Should Be Killed on the 156 LaSalle Street Bus

06 May 2004 - nyc - Lost bag full of stuff on way to porn shoot 6 train

06 May 2004 - sfo - RE: cheap, funky travel ideas for single woman?

06 May 2004 - sfo - The Prize for the LAMEST Booty Call I have endured goes to....

06 May 2004 - sfo - Damn you, purse!

06 May 2004 - bos - I Am Going To Miss Masturbating to New Episodes of "Friends"

06 May 2004 - bos - Boston Unfriendly??!! Listen To My Story!!

05 May 2004 - lax - Men online: why we are the way we are

05 May 2004 - bos - The Green line wants me to die!!!!

05 May 2004 - pdx - Dear Guy-With-Sock-Puppet, Please don't call again. Thanks.

05 May 2004 - bos - Rant: Hostile Takeover

05 May 2004 - lax - Hey, girl in my building that howls Evan Essence 28 times a night!

04 May 2004 - nyc - Sparrows: We don't like your kind around here.

04 May 2004 - sfo - Let's just be friends

04 May 2004 - nyc - you wrote your # in frost from your gum... - m4w

04 May 2004 - sea - For the Crazy Middle-Aged Office Lady

04 May 2004 - sfo - RANT: It’s Not Going to Suck Itself

03 May 2004 - bos - new retarded style motorcycle helmet - custom & tested!

02 May 2004 - bos - All my stuff for all your stuff

02 May 2004 - aus - My 9 step plan for the perfect blind date

02 May 2004 - bos - MC with Heterosexuality

01 May 2004 - lax - "making out with you killed my dog"

01 May 2004 - wdc - Man for Cat or Dog

30 Apr 2004 - sfo - FREE DIRTY FREE DIRTY

30 Apr 2004 - sfo - RANT: Killer blimps

30 Apr 2004 - hou - Memo Basically About Post-Its

29 Apr 2004 - nyc - Where did I go right?

29 Apr 2004 - chi - I am so sorry the light turned green - w4m

28 Apr 2004 - lax - Dear Mr. Peepers from across the street

28 Apr 2004 - nyc - CL dating: 28 yr old guy going to tell it like it is

28 Apr 2004 - sea - Dorky, tubby, non-kosher corporate-type seeks angry girl

28 Apr 2004 - wdc - The Further Adventures of Scrooge The Cat

27 Apr 2004 - sfo - To all the women obsessed with me - m4w

27 Apr 2004 - nyc - you came to my party and threw up all over my bathroom floor & walls

27 Apr 2004 - bos - Well, My Casanova Days Are Back! (Don't be jealous!)

27 Apr 2004 - wdc - Virginal twin bed

26 Apr 2004 - nyc - List of People to Kill on the Subway

26 Apr 2004 - sfo - Please send me your expired women

26 Apr 2004 - lax - Google IPO

26 Apr 2004 - nyc - MC with goddamned standards across freaking platforms - m4w

26 Apr 2004 - sfo - Here's the situation - w4m

26 Apr 2004 - sfo - Garage Sale: Free Body Parts to a Good Home

25 Apr 2004 - nyc - shopping for consumer electronics?

23 Apr 2004 - sfo - RANT: paying good money to get crazy things done to your ass

23 Apr 2004 - nyc - i want to sleep with every woman that i know - m4w

23 Apr 2004 - nyc - skinny "straight" boys

22 Apr 2004 - sfo - Humble Shanty infested with Barnacles

22 Apr 2004 - sfo - To my Arguing Neighbors

22 Apr 2004 - bos - RAVE: An Open Letter to Craig

22 Apr 2004 - wdc - Rave: To Whore or Not to Whore...

22 Apr 2004 - sfo - For Sale: My box of condoms - m4w

21 Apr 2004 - wdc - rant: Dr, Suess Style

20 Apr 2004 - nyc - Mail Order Husband

20 Apr 2004 - sfo - Cough drop fun!

19 Apr 2004 - wdc - Lawyers in bed

19 Apr 2004 - sfo - You were big, black and on my booty - m4w

18 Apr 2004 - sfo - to whoever stole my wheel

18 Apr 2004 - sfo - David Bowie show - w4m

17 Apr 2004 - nyc - I AM EVERYTHING NO ONE WANTS

17 Apr 2004 - wdc - I have 2 vaginers ! - w4m

16 Apr 2004 - sfo - Rules of San Francisco Dating #1-8

16 Apr 2004 - nyc - Stupid Stupid Shoes!

16 Apr 2004 - chi - Thonghunter

16 Apr 2004 - nyc - I pulled it out...

15 Apr 2004 - sfo - To The Person Who Shit IN My Car

15 Apr 2004 - sfo - A little advice for Jobseekers.

15 Apr 2004 - pdx - I got yelled at by a nutcase

14 Apr 2004 - sfo - Erin, Pam, Paula, Darla, Joy, Beth, Sally, Sue, Deedee and Sherry - m4w

14 Apr 2004 - wdc - Rant: The Fresh Fields Shitter

13 Apr 2004 - wdc - Guys in Dodge Neon with Racing Stripes and Hydraulics... - w4m

13 Apr 2004 - wdc - To the Naked Guy at the Gym

13 Apr 2004 - chi - A CL guide to paying your tuition without ever having a "real" job

12 Apr 2004 - sfo - Party Favors For You - m4w

11 Apr 2004 - sfo - Go away, evil leaf blower man

11 Apr 2004 - sfo - The "Rules" for dating on Craigslist. (A humorous look at our addiction.)

09 Apr 2004 - nyc - Finally, a GOOD Dear John letter

09 Apr 2004 - sfo - Help Me With My Other Fantasy - m4w

08 Apr 2004 - wdc - Mad Lib - 11am roundup:

08 Apr 2004 - sfo - RAVE: The George Foreman grill! It's a miracle!!!

07 Apr 2004 - sfo - FREE Fireplace Stove Insert - she wants to warm you up

07 Apr 2004 - chi - MC---and thank God for that! - m4w

06 Apr 2004 - chi - The Psycho Moment: Engagement

06 Apr 2004 - sfo - Let's compare depressing cities

05 Apr 2004 - sfo - RANT: Daylight Savings and Monday's!

05 Apr 2004 - wdc - posting poll

04 Apr 2004 - sfo - Thank you CL men for saving me from a night of sluttiness

04 Apr 2004 - sfo - Free Electric Food Rotator

03 Apr 2004 - bos - Looking for a brave, artistic man. - w4m

03 Apr 2004 - bos - Gay Waiter, You Tricked Us!

02 Apr 2004 - nyc - to the people screwing across the street

02 Apr 2004 - aus - The Pixies. Not At Stubb's. Again.

01 Apr 2004 - nyc - Goodbye Williamsburg- it just isn't working for me.

01 Apr 2004 - sea - spaghetti-oh-no's!!!

31 Mar 2004 - sfo - I need a wife

30 Mar 2004 - sfo - There's a dead body outside my house

29 Mar 2004 - sea - drunken purchase pains

29 Mar 2004 - lax - I OD'd on love when I saw you OD at my party saturday night! - m4w

29 Mar 2004 - chi - chi-ku

29 Mar 2004 - sfo - give me hoops or give me a death: a girlie's date during march madness

29 Mar 2004 - nyc - Dear Mom, Things You Never Knew

29 Mar 2004 - lax - Fat Tony's Public Crapper rules & regulations

29 Mar 2004 - bos - Extremist Couch Must Go

27 Mar 2004 - sfo - Hey Crackhead

27 Mar 2004 - nyc - free thin mint girl scout cookies

25 Mar 2004 - bos - Anyone wanna swap? Hostile Angry Neighbors for Crack House Neighbors

25 Mar 2004 - bos - The MOST FUN Post You'll See on CL Today (GUARANTEED!)

25 Mar 2004 - wdc - A Positively Craiggian Tale

24 Mar 2004 - chi - I Need a New Fucking Job

24 Mar 2004 - chi - 10PM Tues March 25: My Erection - m4m

24 Mar 2004 - lax - I just learned something

24 Mar 2004 - bos - MC with Stop & Shop stalker

23 Mar 2004 - sfo - A Defining Moment: To the man who died on 101 Fri Night

23 Mar 2004 - aus - seeking 6 20-something BM thieves (or anyone who can identify them) - w4m

22 Mar 2004 - chi - Live with an alcoholic writer, a whore, and an artist on Zoloft

22 Mar 2004 - chi -